An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, “Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write… Continue reading Forget about it!!
SHOPPING Is Always More Fun When You’re Spending Someone Else’s Money Instead Of Your Own.
What Is Facebook? . . . . Its a place where boy posts joke, Gets no response… And If girl posts the same joke, She gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments and 60 friends requests.
Style of break up: Boy bought a gift for His girlfriend, GF: What the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: U wanted stars? Now sit on it and GET LOST.
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween and Happy Birthday. Now bug off and don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
What is the best punishment u can give 2 a girl? Give her new cloths, jewels, cosmetics, etc., and lock her in a room WITHOUT A MIRROR!!