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What Is Facebook?

What Is Facebook?
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Its a place where boy posts joke,
Gets no response…
And
If girl posts the same joke,
She gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments
and 60 friends requests.

Style of break up

Style of break up:
Boy bought a gift for His girlfriend,
GF: What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars?
Now sit on it and GET LOST.

Don’t annoy me

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween and Happy Birthday.
Now bug off and don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

Best punishment for a girl

What is the best punishment u can give 2 a girl?
Give her new cloths, jewels, cosmetics, etc.,
and lock her in a room WITHOUT A
MIRROR!!