A girl wearing a very short skirt visited her boyfriend.
Boyfriend: Will your mum not say anything about your dress?
Girl: She will be very angry with me because I’m wearing her skirt.
Jokes SMS
6 years old boy : I love you mom !!!
Mom : awww..!I love you too!
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17 year old boy : I love you mom!
Mom : sorry, I have no money!!!
By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”
To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”
After robbing the bank…robber to clerk did u see me robbing. clerk yes. robber shoot him and dead then asked to next clerk did u see me robbing clerk no but my wife saw u.
In a Staff room
Chemistry and History teachers were in a tough competition
History Teacher:
“I will slay you with Tipu Sultan’s Sword…!”
Chemistry Teacher:
“I will dissolve you in concentrated HCl…!”
When it becomes too tough for the Maths Teacher to bear…
He shouts:
“Shut up both of you…!
I will put both of you in the bracket and multiply with zero..!!!”
Interviewer: Congrates, u r selected.
your 1st month salary is Rs: 60,000.
Next Month salary is 1,00,000.
Interviewee: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month
Husband 2 Wife: Did u have any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife remains silent ……
Husband : why u silent….??
Wife : let me count darling … 
I Have Saved My Girl Friend Number As “LOW BATTERY”
So Whenever She Calls & I Am Not Around
My Mom Plugs My Phone To The Charger.
A man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.
The man replied, “On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her butt crack, so I was trying to be nice and I pulled it out for her. Then, she turned around and punched me in the eye.”
The boss asked, “Okay, so where did you get the other shiner?”
“Well,” the man said, “I figured she didn’t want it out, so I pushed it back in.”
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!
