THIS IS A CRIME STORY………………..
5 friends lived in a room…….,
Somebody & Nobody………,
One day somebody killed Nobody
That time Brain was in bathroom.
Mad called Police….,
Mad :Is it police station ?
Police :Yes, whats the matter ?
Mad :Somebody killed Nobody..,
Police :Are you Mad ?
Mad :Yes I am Mad.
Police: Don’t you have Brain ?
Mad :Brain is in bathroom.
Police :U fool..?!
Mad :No Sir…..,
Fool is reading this SMS!!!!
Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is Lecturer?
Student : A Lecturer Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Teacher: Make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times?
Student : lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara.
Husband sitting near to his wife and she was driving, Husband:please slow down the speed of car. Wife:No, please, No, please, No, please, No, please..Husband:the Newspaper will publish ur correct Age 55 in case of accident, wife: Ohhhh, OK.
A girl wearing a very short skirt visited her boyfriend.
Boyfriend: Will your mum not say anything about your dress?
Girl: She will be very angry with me because I’m wearing her skirt.
6 years old boy : I love you mom !!!
Mom : awww..!I love you too!
17 year old boy : I love you mom!
Mom : sorry, I have no money!!!
By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”
To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”
After robbing the bank…robber to clerk did u see me robbing. clerk yes. robber shoot him and dead then asked to next clerk did u see me robbing clerk no but my wife saw u.
In a Staff room
Chemistry and History teachers were in a tough competition
“I will slay you with Tipu Sultan’s Sword…!”
“I will dissolve you in concentrated HCl…!”
When it becomes too tough for the Maths Teacher to bear…
“Shut up both of you…!
I will put both of you in the bracket and multiply with zero..!!!”
Interviewer: Congrates, u r selected.
your 1st month salary is Rs: 60,000.
Next Month salary is 1,00,000.
Interviewee: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month