THIS IS A CRIME STORY………………..
5 friends lived in a room…….,
Namely Mad,
Brain, Fool,
Somebody & Nobody………,
One day somebody killed Nobody
That time Brain was in bathroom.
Mad called Police….,
Mad :Is it police station ?
Police :Yes, whats the matter ?
Mad :Somebody killed Nobody..,
Police :Are you Mad ?
Mad :Yes I am Mad.
Police: Don’t you have Brain ?
Mad :Brain is in bathroom.
Police :U fool..?!
Mad :No Sir…..,
Fool is reading this SMS!!!!

Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is Lecturer?

Student : A Lecturer Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

Teacher: Make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times?
Student : lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara.

A girl wearing a very short skirt visited her boyfriend.
Boyfriend: Will your mum not say anything about your dress?
Girl: She will be very angry with me because I’m wearing her skirt.

‎6 years old boy : I love you mom !!!
Mom : awww..!I love you too!
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17 year old boy : I love you mom!
Mom : sorry, I have no money!!!

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”
To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

After robbing the bank…robber to clerk did u see me robbing. clerk yes. robber shoot him and dead then asked to next clerk did u see me robbing clerk no but my wife saw u.

In a Staff room
Chemistry and History teachers were in a tough competition
History Teacher:
“I will slay you with Tipu Sultan’s Sword…!”
Chemistry Teacher:
“I will dissolve you in concentrated HCl…!”
When it becomes too tough for the Maths Teacher to bear…
He shouts:
“Shut up both of you…!
I will put both of you in the bracket and multiply with zero..!!!”

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